Description

The Vintage Vinyl Coaster

A Historic Survivor: This 4+ inch disc of destruction has seen things. Born from a 1970s basement fever dream, it survived lead paint, asbestos ceilings, and your Uncle Gary’s questionable mustache. While your other decor is “playing house,” this coaster is in the trenches, protecting your furniture from beverages that tastes like Louisiana mud and 3AM regret.

The Silent Critic: When you set your drink on this, it’s silently judging your life choices—and based on that lukewarm white zinfandel, it’s already texting your ex to tell them they were right about you.

The Specs (The Nitty-Gritty):

• The Build: A rugged cotton-acrylic blend that defends your furniture like a bouncer at a dive bar.

• The Size: 4+ inches of grooved perfection—big enough for a mug, small enough to be a weapon.

• The Vibe: Available in custom colors upon request. Your guests will finally have something interesting to look at besides their own reflection in their phone screen.