Description

The “Full Moon” Coaster

Because why look at the face when the view is better from behind?

Behold a historic breakthrough in home decor. We’ve all been there: you’re trying to enjoy a nice cup of coffee, and your cat decides it’s the perfect time to walk across the table and present you with… the “Other Side.” We’ve simply taken a moment and frozen it in a high-quality cotton-acrylic blend so you can relive the trauma every time you set your mug down.

Hand-stitched for those who appreciate the finer, rounder things in life, this coaster features a meticulously centered “starburst” that serves as both a focal point and a cautionary tale. It’s durable, slightly judgmental, and 100% guaranteed to make your houseguests ask, “Wait, is that a…?” Yes. Yes, it is.

The Nitty-Gritty:

• Composition: A premium Cotton-Acrylic blend (Soft enough for your table, tough enough to handle your beverage’s weight and your family’s questions).

• Dimensions: Approximately 4 inches of pure, unadulterated feline sass (excluding the “I’m leaving now” tail).

• Vibe: Sophisticated, yet deeply, deeply weird.