Description

Neon Nancy

      She survived the sixties by aggressively misplacing her inhibitions, her shoes, and eventually, her permanent address. By the seventies, she was a festival-circuit regular, the kind of woman who’d trade a lighter for a slice of questionable floor pizza and call it a fair trade. She’s notorious for losing her keys, her cigarettes, and her sense of direction, but she’s a professional at helping you disappear when the authorities (or your responsibilities) get too close.

      She’s a walking liability, but she’s the perfect pocket-sized accomplice for your phone, keys, and smokes when you need to sprint out the door. She’s durable, 100% acrylic, and machine-washable on delicate, which is convenient, since she’ll inevitably end up stained with something neither of you can identify.

The Specs

• Dimensions: 6.5 in. wide by 9.5 in. tall.

• Strap: 24 in. total length, providing a 12-in. shoulder drop.

• Fringe: A swinging 3 in. of flair.

• Maintenance: Acrylic-tough; washer and dryer safe on delicate.