Description

Meet Giddy Gladys

She hugs your skull like a scandalous secret and she’s the kind of dame who’d accidentally set a speakeasy on fire and just keep dancing because the lighting was finally “to die for”.

She drinks gin out of a teacup and thinks consequences are only things that happen to boring people.

Made from a mix of 60% Acrylic and 40% Rayon, which makes it more stretchy and silky feeling

(Also made with a sprinkle of moonlight)

Washing instructions:

Use lukewarm water, gently swish around with a mild detergent. No scrubbing! She’s a flapper, not a floor rug.

Rinse with cool water until the bubbles vanish like a bootlegger when the sirens wail.

Squeeze the water out in a towel (don’t wring her neck!). Shape her over a mannequin head or a bowl to air dry so she keeps her dignity. If neither are available, lay her flat to dry.

Don’t put Giddy Gladys in the machine, she’ll never forgive you—and she knows where you sleep.